hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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