Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
my being single is dangerous.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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