idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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