The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I can't trust your balls anymore.
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