She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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