A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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