his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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