so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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