We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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