I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
So apparently I’m into choking now
Randomize
