you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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