just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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