You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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