Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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