Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
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