YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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