so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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