thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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