It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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