Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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