dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Randomize
