Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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