is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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