Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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