Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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