Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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