Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
