It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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