I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i was born a porn star she said
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
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