How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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