He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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