16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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