I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Randomize
