The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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