Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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