sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
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