She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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