I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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