this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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