I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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