STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just want to make out with him forever
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
