5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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