he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Randomize
