I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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