Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I want to fling myself into the sun
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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