So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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