Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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