i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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