I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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