I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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