I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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