You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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