Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Randomize
